News Bulletin: Ernst Hires New Employee….
Smokey Hills Outdoor Store hired a new “employee” that goes by the name “Stinky Cat”. He took the full time position of mascot and chief mouse catching specialist. Stinky Cat was hired without any previous experience and petitioned around the clock for the position; never leaving the area just to the right of the main shop entry door. After three days, his persistence paid dividends. Smokey Hills Outdoor Store manager Hendri Ernst agreed to Stinky Cat’s terms of employment which included paid room and board, 100% paid veterinarian health benefits, daily ear & neck massages, “Tidy Cat” restroom facilities and 14 paid daily naps.